Couldn't biblical characters be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans:
10. Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?
9. Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com): Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
8. The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights.
7. Adam and Eve for Dell: No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way.
6. Solomon for Microsoft: Don't cut the baby in half.
5. Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat.
4. Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960.
3. John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com: You'll be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter.
2. Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002...B.C.E.
1. Job for Nasdaq: 'Nuff said.
10. Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?
9. Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com): Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
8. The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights.
7. Adam and Eve for Dell: No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way.
6. Solomon for Microsoft: Don't cut the baby in half.
5. Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat.
4. Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960.
3. John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com: You'll be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter.
2. Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002...B.C.E.
1. Job for Nasdaq: 'Nuff said.
2 comments:
Cute post! When did you move to San Diego???? Who's church do you go to? I love it there! Hope to see you soon! (No Limits is around the corner!!!)
RAQUEL!!!!!!!! Your posts are so cute. Wish to see you soon. I think I will be in CO and CA with in this next month so let me know where you will be. I'll call you soon. Love you
Erica
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